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A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.
Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
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Also, "f-ing the horse."
1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.
2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.
Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.
Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.
Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
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'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.
"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!
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Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.
Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!
1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!
2. She's on horse pills
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to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'
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A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.
Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)
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Send to a female when u want her to ride ur dick.
F: I wanna fuck
M:🐎
F:BET!
I wanna 🐎 his meat so bad girly
The horse emoji means riding dick
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