body humping

on online fps it is where the killer stands over the dead body and crouches up and down in oreder to annoy the other player.

I'm gunna enjoy body humping you when you die.

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dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.

My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.

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hump custard

noun: viscous substance that expels from the male after excessive humping

My hump custard went all over her tits.

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Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

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camel hump

when the balls protrude and are visible through tight pants

Those pants were tight like no other; they gave him a camel hump.

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hump bumper

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

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Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

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