i like girl in red

This is a code word to tell someone you’re lesbian

“Mom i like girl in red”
Mom: oh so you’re a lesbian

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i like your cookies

Referencing a girl- I like your pussy
Referencing a boy- I like your dick

I like your cookies do you wanna smash?

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I like your shoes

I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.

Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"

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I Like To Think So

The cool way of saying 'in my opinion'. It is often said after sharing pretty suspect opinions/bullshit. It can be abbreviated to 'ILTTS'

''aslong as they provide sexual favours women should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

'aslong as they provide sexual favours disabled people should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

''i hope my neighbour lets her children in the garden tonight so i can watch them play...i like to think so''

''i met a black person yesterday...i like to think so''

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I like your shoelaces

You may or may not get this reference but if you do thank god!!
If not read the example sentence

Me:Hi I like your shoelaces

You: Thanks I stole them from the president

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i like ginger tea

Definition 1: When ginger people... meet tea... and they like it.
Definition 2: When two ginger people and two less ginger people (but ginger at heart) form a truly awesome band and weave the intracate threads of music.
Definition 3: Lesbian who spends all her time on chat room sites.

Ginger person: Wow this tea is good.
Tea: Thanks.
Ginger person: Do you know something? I like ginger tea!
Tea: Riiiiight.

Fat person: Wow this music is cool it must be i like ginger tea.

God: I like ginger tea made music which inspired me to make the world. Amen to them

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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

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