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A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.
The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.
A place where at least they don't have AR 15's
As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"
A place where at least they don't have AR 15's
As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"
Australia is a made up country by the government ment to send people to . In reality they get fed to you in your maccies burgers
Friend 1 :have you heard of Australia
Friend 2 : there fake lmao
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
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lets go sarah! hold on let me finish mowing australia.