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VR Kid

VR Kids are an online group consisting of chubby 13-14 year olds, who's entire personality revolves around their ownership of a VR headset.

Their username on every social media platform will typically take the form of *Noun*OnVR or just *Noun*VR, and their avatars are usually Gorilla Tag skins with VR headsets poorly edited onto the face, because their creativity reaches as far as their stubby little arms in a game of Gorilla Tag.

That being said, VR Kids almost always reside exclusively in the game Gorilla Tag. As it acts as a free virtual playground where they can shout the same 3 "monke" jokes stolen from a Joshdub video and every bigoted pejorative in the book without getting banned; all while wheezing and mouthbreathing into their Quest 2s microphone. However, VR kids can be spotted in other games, often ruining the fun for others by cheating or teaming with enemies, or just showing poor sportsmanship in a competitive environment.

It is recommended to avoid this specimen at all costs by playing single player or heavily moderated experiences such as VRChat.

PotatoInVR: Pls check out my new Gorilla Tag video

Me: dumbass VR Kid get outta here

Someone else: Go break another controller, then another scale!

PotatoInVR: (muted for self advertisement)

by massivesket287 July 13, 2022

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Boomer kid

A kid that acts like a boomer and rejects modern pop culture. He will rant to you about modern times like a boomer would, but somehow it’s 10x more annoying.

Kid: hey check out this post on instagram

Boomer kid: I don’t even use Instagram

Kid: I wasn’t even talking to you

...

Boomer kid: Modern day music sucks, I wish I was-

Kid: shut the fuck up

by Alex Daddy August 17, 2019


Goshen Kid

Annoying piece of shit that does not act there age

You’re acting like a goshen kid.

by Defo1111 June 1, 2019

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The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by JohnC1234 April 4, 2014


Cruddy Kid

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".

Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!

by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006


fortnite kid

A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.

Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."

by bddBrayden December 31, 2021


Nutty Kid

A sex slang term for when a guy fucks a pregnant woman hard enough for his penis to go far in her vagina so that the nuts slam on to the unborn fetus.

Preggo: (MOANING) Hey! can you try to fuck a little softer?
Guy: Why? I thought you to do it this hard.
Preggo: Well I'm pregnant! Your shoving your dick so hard up my womb I can feel the balls on my nutty kid!

by werdnadioga August 9, 2009