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Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.
Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag
Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.
prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".
The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
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your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.
the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
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When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!
Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
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Damian's Law: The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts.
Males pay less attention to senses other than sight (ie smell, taste) with regards to females, than females do towards men. What this means - The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts. This is known as Damian's Law.
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