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Robbie: Hey can i borrow some money?
Joe: Why?
Robbie: I have to pay my stimulus bill from last night.
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What can we say about Bill Hicks? Was he the greatest comedian whoever lived? no. The most important? possibly. the most outspoken? definitely. Bill hicks was a truly great comedian that has changed the life of everyone who has seen one of his shows, some of his topics were controversial at the time, but none-the-less true. his passionate and honest way of tthinking has inspired other modern greats such as Eddie Izzard. he tragically died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 32. truly a loss for everyone. Best known for his Relentless show.
Bill Hicks: You see that commercial? the heres your brain, heres your brain on drugs? they should put me in charge of that, "thats not your brain it's breakfast! how long we been up now? four days? fucking starving!!!"
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Two excellent dudes who past history and saved the world.
Guy 1: "Which Bill and Ted masterpiece do we watch first? Excellent Adventure or Bogus Journey?"
Guy 2: "Excellent Journey!"
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The act of deliberately soliciting Bill Murray through the posting of old material on the forum
Gazzzzzzaman is a massive cunt for posting that spider shit, he must be Bill Baiting
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Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.
No longer plays bass for the Stones.
Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?
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Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
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(bill-up) to roll/smoke some kush, also said "ball up" used by smokers threw out T-dot.
"yo hommie I just coped a pack of backwoods and a Q lets bill up!"
"Im so down broski link me when your at my block"
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