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they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air
A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
That is the definition, of Trump.
Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!
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More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.
Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.
Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"
" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "