the weirdest human you will meet and normmmal
me weird
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When you find something or someone weird.
βCat have you seen that girls shoesβ
βHaha yeah the shoes are meβ
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The person who just searched up themselves and is an annoying bitch with no friends...
Me: Can you help me? I have no friends!
Man: SHUT UP FRIENDLESS BITCH!
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I'm about me. And that's my sin. Being about ME instead of being about US.
Hym "I just don't get it. I don't see what the problem is here. I want 2 things and 2 things only. You act like I'm demanding that all of the world's most attractive women be lined up at my doorstep that I may breed them out.
You act like I am calling for the blood of all your first-born sons. If you had hurried the fuck up (in the first place) it would have been only 1 thing. I know that my perception of reality is correct. From the second I noticed it, I was right. You are all doing the thing I believed you were doing. And it's funny because it's your incompetence (en masse) is what gave you away. You just couldn't stop talking about fight club. I knew that on a long enough timeline one of you would slip. The irony is that it was the brilliant PhD. Why are you so willing to sacrifice everything over this? Or anything for that matter... What do you lose by coming to me and saying 'You're right Hym. We are using this site to keep tabs on you and everything you say. We did it for this reason. This is who profits. Yes, we saw him copy and paste his way to a billion dollars and we saw him admit to it in an interview. Here's your money. Have a nice life. You deserve it more than I do because I'm a piece of shit.' You don't have to say that last part. But, seriously, what's the answer? You love the little call and response we got going on so riddle me that. You already know what I think your answer is going to be. You would rather have me eat a bucket of freshly scooped baby brains than let me be the sole beneficiary of my own existence. Because, in your mind, anyone who doesn't serve should be harvested."
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A retarded Nigga that searches up the definition of me and clearly knowing what the fuck me means but he's still searching this word cus he retarded
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A random person that is human and most likely exists.
Could do for a drink right now.
The most average person you could possibly meet.
Me - "Hello, I exist; probably"
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