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A cat that has been named "Dave"
Dave? I got your food in a bowl.
Here Kityy-Kitty-Kitty
dude 1: I didnt know you had a cat
dude 2: yeah, thats Dave...
dude 1: like "Dave the cat"
dude 2: Yeeep
^Both take a swig of beer^
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Nickname for original lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth.
Diamond Dave was replaced by Sammy Hagar after he quit the band.
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the designated driver during a binge or pub crawl
bob was designated dave he wasnt alowed to drink and we all puked in his car
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Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.
GGGG get yo ass in the car!
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1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.
2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.
"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"
A slicked back hair style favoured by car sales managers.
That's some Dave Thomson you've got there mate. Been down the Cutting Edge again?
A piano master. He wrote many rhythmical complex songs, and played along with other incredible musicians (Joe Morello, Paul Desmond, Eugene Wright).
"That song was so complicated, it sounded like a Dave Brubeck piece!"