Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer
Jake is very dumb
No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.
Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious
A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
Gay and hates life also bad at fortnite
Jake is the most gayest person I know
Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!