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The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
Hey man what did you do last night?
Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.
A person who uses jelly to masturbate.
Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.
me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.
A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
Damn, that boy got jelly balls.
A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."