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If you don't know who Jesus is you're retarded

Bob: "Praise Jesus!"
Joe: "Who's that?"
Bob: "My mexican friend who saved my flowers from weeds!"
Joe: "How extrordinary!"

by p69er June 24, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

1. a Man that does tricks
2. a fictional character

1. I will turn water into wine
2. Hey! Did you read the Bible? there's this guy called Jesus in it.

by Jospeh526 January 17, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus, a man, who was really alive despite popular belief, you know he was as much alive as you are today it is a historical fact. He was also nailed to a cross which is also a historical fact and Christian's believe to be the personal Lord and Saviour of the world.

Jesus, please come into my heart. Are you there? Over? Can you knock three times on my pancreas if you made it in? Over?

by Emily Lawson May 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

A schizophrenic person who lived a long time ago with followers who were also schizophrenic

"I am Jesus the Son of God!"

by Tech dude March 17, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Some dude who was born into a crappy family and his mother is somehow a virgin, some hippy probably jacked off and shot into her vag.Got killed and came back as a zombie. If he was alive today he would kill himself after seeing the cult his fictional novel "The Bible" spawned. Pretty cool guy despite the fact he tried to take away violence and wanted every one to be "nice" and that there really is no proof of his existance. He is now completely dead. See fake, phony, bastard

Guy 1: Yo, you know that Jesus dude?
Guy 2: Yea, isnt he in Star Wars?
Guy 1: Dunno, Something fictional like that.

Me: I HATE HIPPIES!!!

Some Skater Hippy Christian who is a MAJOR Gromit:Jezuz iz meh hmeboi lawlz.
Normal Person: Shut up fag. Jesus is Mexican.

by Eww hippies April 29, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

someone who can't drive

JESUS CHRIST! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

by Yabity October 23, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

A really nice guy.

That Jesus is one nice guy!

by Kyle Michael Jones!!! December 7, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž