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Jesus

A schizophrenic person who lived a long time ago with followers who were also schizophrenic

"I am Jesus the Son of God!"

by Tech dude March 17, 2010


Jesus

Some dude who was born into a crappy family and his mother is somehow a virgin, some hippy probably jacked off and shot into her vag.Got killed and came back as a zombie. If he was alive today he would kill himself after seeing the cult his fictional novel "The Bible" spawned. Pretty cool guy despite the fact he tried to take away violence and wanted every one to be "nice" and that there really is no proof of his existance. He is now completely dead. See fake, phony, bastard

Guy 1: Yo, you know that Jesus dude?
Guy 2: Yea, isnt he in Star Wars?
Guy 1: Dunno, Something fictional like that.

Me: I HATE HIPPIES!!!

Some Skater Hippy Christian who is a MAJOR Gromit:Jezuz iz meh hmeboi lawlz.
Normal Person: Shut up fag. Jesus is Mexican.

by Eww hippies April 29, 2008


jesus

someone who can't drive

JESUS CHRIST! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

by Yabity October 23, 2010


Jesus

A really nice guy.

That Jesus is one nice guy!

by Kyle Michael Jones!!! December 07, 2009


jesus

a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.

jesus, these jesus freaks just don't get it do they? he never existed!

by billy gnosis April 14, 2008


Jesus

The world's most famous zombie.

Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.

What a zombie.

by grrgirl December 29, 2009


jesus

jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light

jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him

by Justin Seymour September 24, 2006