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Joel Gion

Joel Gion is the coolest man alive, nobody usurps his coolness. Also known as the BJM tambourine Guy, literally nobody but him can get away with being a frontman who just plays tambourine and like percussion. He’s too cool.

Person: ‘On a level of 1 to “too cool”, how cool are you?”
You: ‘Joel Gion!’

by Vestigium September 7, 2019


Joel

Someone who will always cheat on you. He has big beaver teeth and has an obnoxious tone.

Wow. Your boyfriend cheated on you?! He is such a Joel.

by Anomymous Source July 7, 2019

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Joel Piper

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

by ShibbyPeace June 27, 2010

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billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

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Billy Joel

Is a discrete way to talk about a Blowjob in public.

Debra gave me a Billy Joel.

by Lifeless Eyes August 25, 2016

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Joel Keith

Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.

Stop being such a Joel Keith

by Jeff1088 September 3, 2019

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joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

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