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The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles
Me: Who is that
Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah
Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.
Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc
Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.
She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.
A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."