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A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.
(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?
A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!
You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!
Sits on the couch naked for a living
Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah
umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.