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jonathan is a boy who will tell you he is in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you but will break your heart by leaving you. then he will keep coming back making all these promises and that he will stay this time but wont. and does the same thing over and over again.
girl 1; ugh my man keeps breaking up with me then coming back
girl 2; sounds like a jonathan
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A rather irritating and insufficient waste of a human being who needs to be told everything. He doesn't know what to do,and even when he is told to do something he has no idea what the fuck it he has to do.
You: y are u not breathing?
Jonathan: o I forgot... U have to remind me, im just a Jonathan.
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A term used to describe a male who is rather short.
Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
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British slang term for diarrhea.
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
I had the Jonathans this morning.
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A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.
1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
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He is a very dumb, looking Mexican who actually is really smart
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One of the most awful people to have faced this earth
Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.
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