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Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.
Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!
Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.
He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk
Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk
A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.
A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.
-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk
I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.
N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.