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Sean Kelly is the ultimate balance between business and pleasure. He knows how to get shit done but at the end of the night, he will black out harder than anyone you've ever met.
Yesterday I straight up pulled a Sean Kelly, made $500 at work then spent it all at the strip club. Woke up on my lawn.
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Like getting drunk, except you drink more.
Jesus Christ, I was so Jackie Kelly last night.
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A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.
"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."
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When a older person male is trying to get with someone female much much younger than they are.
My boy wana holla at u....how old is he??He's 22..Sorry but tell him to take his R-Kelly ass and go somwhere..i'm only 14.
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An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"
Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch
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hittin up a girl well below your age bracket
No one would go out with him so he had to R Kelly it.
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