Cock-Knot

Noun: The inability to ejaculate or urinate through the male sexual organ, the penis.

This happens because your dick is broken.

Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.

I tried to piss today, but it wouldn't come out... I must have a cock-knot.

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balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

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Irish Knot

When a man /woman wraps their legs over their head and toss their own salad balls and all

Man Jarret I walked in Joe’s house last night and he was all wrapped up in an Irish Knot.

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Thot Knot

Also known as the "Top Knot", a hairstyle that is worn by the most basic of bitches.

"Hey Jenny, I love your Thot Knot!"
or
"Hey Amanda, did you see Brook's new instagram picture? She's rocking the Thot Knot again... Basic bitch"

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balloon knot

Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!

'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'

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balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

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Fat Knot

A Full stomach. Slow to digest.

Franks gonn be late. He's got a fat knot and can't move! What an asshole....

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