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hawaiian candy that has the same addictive effect as any controlled substance.
guy- aye brada i'm mahd bored
guy 2- i got, like, tree bags of dis li hing mui shit.
guy-YAYAYAYAAY
The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.
A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".
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A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
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a great Green Day song off their minor label LP 'Kerplunk'. Although, like much of Kerplunk is not as well known as their major label debut and follow-up, 'Dookie', it is still an amzing song. Was played at the now legendary Woodstock 94 performance right after Billie Joe had asked the crowd to do the wave, he then introduced the song as 'heres a song off one of our records that nobody has'
ally ---'ill pop keprlunk on'
will-----'great this album is awesome and underpeciated'
ally -----'yea i know, one of my lies is the best song on it
will-------'yea probably'
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A phrase that on one hand has no meaning, but on the other hand means everything. It is often employed to express a feeling of pure joy, gayness, glee, or pride. It can also be used in awkward situations to break the ice, in helpless situation to raise morale, or simply when one is acting the fool.
The correct intonation when pronouncing this phrase, expressed in musical terms, is equivalent to that of a descending note sequence of "La So Fa" on the same octave. Particular emphasis should be placed on the first and third syllables, in which the third syllable is commonly extended. The "r" sound at the end of each "la" must be pronounced as clearly as possible in order to produce a cacophonous sound that either puts people off, or makes them believe you're an idiot.
In extreme cases where one is too excited to produce the complete phrase, exclaiming "Ah Lur, Ah Lur" is also acceptable and bears similar meanings.
A: "Hey how did the Halo match go?"
B: "Lar li Lar~"
A: "What the...."
A: (Out of nowhere) LAR LI LAR~
B: *gasps*
A: OMG I GOT THE ACHIEVEMENT!!
B: LAR LI LARRRRRR!!!!!~~~~
C: AH LURR! AH LURRR!!!!~~~
A: (Whispers) lar li lar
B: (Whispers back) lar li lar
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
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A nickname for the 45th POTUS since he has been busted telling more than 10,000 documented lies.
Hey man, we’re all fuckin’ liars, at least the Man of 10,000 Lies is showing he’s just like the rest of us!
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