Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it
Damn that nigga looks like Landon Shankle
"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"
The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.
Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.
Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”
Very cool guy and Pippa likes him
“Pippa walks in”
Pippa- Hi Landon
Landon- stay away from me