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"The roar of a lion" Is the act of which when you are having vaginal sex with a female and you are moving your hips back and forth so quickly that you accidentally put it in her virgin arse hole. This results in the given female, roaring like a lion with a mix of pleasure and pain.
Guy 1: I put it in the wrong hole when I was fucking my bitch last night
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me
Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed
A Lions Trunk is slang for a large clitoris. When her kitty has a big clitty it is referred to as a Lions Trunk.
"Dude, her lions trunk stuck out a good 2 inches or more!"
The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.
I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.
When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.
The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
When banging a girl, growl loudly and closely to her face. When done, pick her up and hold her over your head as you proceed to eat her ass from behind. Then, quickly evacuate her house , leaving a "scar" on her heart because the man who just ate her ass so good, left.
Yeah Julia won't talk to me anymore after i did The Lion King on her
An orange monkee, who is very smart and loves coconuts and bananas. She is usually kind and likes games. However she is most pointless living thing.
After going to the store, the lion tamarin paid her taxes.
A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.
*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
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