Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
A word used to call somebody a dum dum. Or an idiot.
Your a lollipop brand
A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.
Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)
When a guy cums all over his own dick and the partner licks it off.
Dude my girl loves to Lollipop lick me.
An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”