London Ontario

London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.

Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.

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london bridge

the act of having a london bridge doing down is the act of a woman getting so worked-up and wet that her pair of panties drop to her knees creating a bridge between her legs

I was so turned on I had to drop my panties and it was like the london bridge going down

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London Dungeon

A sex move in which the woman lies with her back on the floor and the man locks her face between his thighs. The man then proceeds to defecate on the woman's face, who cannot avoid the falling feces due to her 'dungeon' like condition.

Sam gave Alana a London Dungeon while she was sleeping, and she had pink eye when she woke up.

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London Marathon, the

An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).

"London Marathon, the" - The Flora London Marathon

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Towers of London

One of the most descent punk rock band from England that just came out recently. Unlike the other "recent" so-called "punk" bands, Towers of London still keeps it's late 70's rock-n-roll style going.

I went to the Towers of London concert last night on my trip to England. I had an awesome night. My friend swapped t-shirts with Donny Tourette.

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London pizza

Margaritta Pizza that is topped with chips.

I'l have a London Pizza please, plenty of garlic sauce!

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London Terrace

A place where you can go to find the best bud ..it always has mad cops and the legendary people like grape ,quannie,kareem,&terek who will grow old and die there dont fuck with LT or you"ll get fucked up we have the best 4:20' ever we are the home away from home for all he a"rabs

Downsides of LT :ding a ling,fishcakes,seawater and ginders

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