Random
Source Code
Random
The best town in the world where everyone knows everyone and their business. A lot of people are bitches and douchebags, but the most people just want to have fun in life and dont care what anyone else thinks. Teachers tend to hate on people from Long beach, but we don't care because we know we are awesome. Our beach is the best in the world and we hate tourists because they are the stupid ones that the lifeguards are normally saving. if you want to have a good time come to long beach. the police never catch people drinking so most people drink throughout their high school career especially under the boardwalk every weekend. Although during the winter long beach is very boring, we always find a way to have fun. The west end has a bunch of shops and bars and the east end is mainly houses and is where nicer houses are located because the west end is mainly bungalows.
Hey lets go to Long Beach on Friday.
Did you see the waves in Long Beach last weekend?
163👍 99👎
The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
8👍 2👎
noun. the act of briefly falling asleep but acting as if you haven't.
Teacher: Johnny, wake up.
Student: I wasn't. It was just a long blink.
8👍 2👎
when someone takes a improvised short cut and it ends up taking longer than going the original way.
nina- wow you are SO late
amanda- we would have been here sooner, but cassie took a long-cut
8👍 2👎
Moving a relatively large quantity of narcotics in relatively small portions.
"A hundred bricks the long way, that's my dream count" - Young Jeezy
52👍 29👎
island east of new york city, consisting of queens, brooklyn, nassau, and suffolk, but most commonly just referred to as suburban counties nassau and suffolk. tons of gorgeous beaches, lighthouses, harbors, and cutesy towns, not to mention fire island and the hamptons. a lot of stuff to see and do in spring, summer and fall. charactarized by an abundance of strip malls, 24-hour diners and 7-11's, and great school districts. suffolk in particular boasts alot of nature preserves, and there are some farms as you get further east although in no way is it hillbilly-ish. the north shore tends to be affluent, most of the south shore is less so, and is not somewhere you want to spend time. but it does cost twice as much to live ANYWHERE on LI then it does in pretty much any other state, so the stereotype of long island being rich isn't necessarily false. long islanders can be cocky, but we have good reason!! its a great place to grow up, in the shadow of the greatest city in the world but with every benefit of the suburbs. you are never more than 20 minutes away from a beach or a mall. not to mention the awesome pizza and bagels that wont be found anywhere besides new york. and yea, we have accents, and we love em so deal with it. long island kids tend to go away to school and realize they are just a little bit better than everyone else... LONG ISland is the best place to live!!!!
that girls bangin and has the best wardrobe, and shes always so damn suntanned! she must be from long island
30👍 15👎