Make a movie

(verb) The act of bringing attention to yourself. Positive or negative.

"Tonight we about to "make a movie" at club Liv, 20 bottles on deck!"

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make-up

something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!

guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now

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making honey

verb/ the act of masturbating in a bag full of bees.

pierre penis went into shock after making honey. he should have know he was allergic to bee stings.

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Make the Light

When you're coming up on a yellow light so you hit the gas and fly past before it turns red.

Dude 1 speeds up.
Dude 2: "Hey what're you doing??"
Dude 1: "I gotta make the light."

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Make a blunt

When a man is asleep and has an erection and you punch the tip of his penis, thus "flattening" it.

"Hey dude, do you wanna go make a blunt tonight?" "Yeah sure, lets go sneak into that prick across the hall's room and do it."

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making purple

a euphemism for having sex

make purple, not war.

"what is all that noise?"
"oh, they're just making purple."

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make cookies

have sex; get freaky; get your sex on; fuck... etc.

Sometimes you can get specific about things as well.. example: lets make chocolate chip cookies... meaning lets do it in the butt.

Girl: Lets go make cookies

Boy: Hell yeah. Lets go.

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