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An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
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Gay man who fucks his partner. His cock makes the other guys turd concave.
Joe hold still I going to push it up you tonight and make your turd concave.
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PHM represent a person who exudes a positive attitude, has self confidence, possesses high self esteem, is socially conscious and successful in their field of endeavors. A "Player Hater Maker" is a person whom is being hated on by others who are less motivated to achieve their full potential no matter what their situation in life may be, wether it's the high school honor roll student or the professional athlete, there is always someone, somewhere being hated on by others. P.H.M. promotes and celebrates people who have/or are currently achieving their goals and making their dreams come true.
Looks like the "Player Hater Maker" won the game again and they're mad.
An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.
Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.
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First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.
Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.
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When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.
My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.
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