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Position Title: Email Platform Manager
Location: Remote
Reports to: Digital Campaigns Manager
Hours per week (average): Full-time
Overtime Status: Exempt
Position Summary
Evergreen seeks a full-time email platform manager to run Evergreen’s email and advocacy platform. Primary responsibilities will include setting up, testing, and publishing emails and landing pages, maintaining a database of subscribers and action takers, tracking and analyzing metrics, and developing A/B tests.
This role will help execute the transition of our email program from vendor management to in-house management, while maintaining existing templates, lists, and analytics. The email program manager may also assist with data analytics outside of the email program, and support content creation as needed.
The ideal candidate will have 3+ years of experience building and tracking emails, and will be comfortable maintaining critical data infrastructure inside complex digital platforms. Experience working in a political, policy, and/or advocacy setting is helpful.
Season is an Email Platform Manager
A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.
Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.
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One who books a tour. Someone seen on tour with bands sleeping in the van and hording the cheetos. Who looks like they live the life, but shares an apartment with a bob.
Joe thought becoming a tour manager would be easy until someone broke into the van and stole his palm pilot.
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i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
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A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.
"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."
"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
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A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.
John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.
I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.
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