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Tï-mani is cool. He's the god, the wolf of the pack, the one you shall follow. He leads the way, you walk behind. That's how it works. People love and praise his name so much that they litterally rename themselves after him.
Tï-mani is also a tribe, we're everyone is like a family. Through hard times, the real Tï-mani helps everyone keep up.
But don't try do seduce Tï-mani, not only because he's too good for you, but also cause he's already taken.
- Did Tï-mani connect to the Zoom class?
- No, not yet.
- Oh then tell the teacher he can't start the class until he's there.
one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
The one who shines like a star,with a character of calmness and kindness with patience.
They don't overreact to any situation instead they think to solve the problem causing the situation.
brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.
How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups
A term uttered when you wish to avoid the rightful condemnation of a group of people with with you are a member.
KKK member: the cross burning that occurred yesterday outside the black household was the result of the actions of many sides, many sides.
Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way
Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires