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Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 16, 2022


Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018


Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey

Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night

by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018


Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke

Damn he pullin a Marcus

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020


marcus perez

Marcus Perez is an insanely good beatboxer/viner. The beats that come from this guys mouth are unbelievable. Sadly, no one remembers him anymore:-(

Marcus Perez is the definition of beatbox

by #Gurllikeme September 9, 2020


Jordan Marcu

He is a dickless man

He surpised me with a Jordan Marcu

by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021


marcus's mom

A woman who sells herself to provide for her mistakes

Everyone's used Marcus's mom

by MrbigD13232 February 6, 2017