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A person who does not fit into a stereotype but wears a flatbill hat up and to the left no matter the occassion. Most closely resembles a guido but only listens to gangster rap songs you've never heard of. most J-Mass's are from south Florida around coral springs, but some may be found as far north as Jacksonville. A J-Mass may say "fire" or "that's f***ing straight" to refer to something cool. Their lives are fueled by the pursuit of sex and they will work harder for a woman than anything else. A J-Mass will also claim to have the biggest dick out of anyone in the room even though it won't be true. A J-Mass is a chain smoker, pothead, and will own atleast one bong. If a J-Mass wants to smoke with you he will ask by saying something along the lines of "ay bro, you wanna burn?"
Wow that kid on the skatebord with the flatbill hat over there is a real J-Mass.
"If you wanna step up to a monster cock just hit me up"
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Media is large ass masses that can completely flood someone cuz it is so large.
I was watching the news and mass media happened. Nuff said
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A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.
Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.
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Originating in 2006, where one person would often use his palm to cover his face then turn away saying:'AAWWWWWWW MMMMMAAAAASSSSSSS'. That same person then used the word mass as a very poorly defined insult-apparent (we all just thought he was a wackjob).
There then born was the phrase mass fat. Now used in conjunction with the mass rotation, in situations of obvious not-funess/uncool-ness/shittyness.
Also can be used as an exclaimation, or as adjective. Sometimes as a suggestive noun.
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person one: Dude! The French was due yesterday!!!
person two: MASS FAT!!!
2.
person one: Do you know Avirl Lavigne?
person two: She's mass fat.
3.
*person one does a crappy move in soccer*
person two: You're mass fat at soccer.
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To play a video game excessively without stoping. 5-6 hours or more is a sign of massing games. I invented this but i also invented SAND before any of these people on this site
Nick-"Dude i played warcraft for like 10 hours today"
David-"You mass game warcraft"
Nick-"shutup david what level are you, 22? not even good!"
David-"I hate me"
Nick-"good"
David-"SAND nigga"
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You're in the bathroom, you're puking and have diarrhea at the same time, so you don't know whether to sit or kneel.
I was at Catholic Mass all night from that pork lo mein.
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irrevalent
Eastern mass thinks they're important but they're just full of meth heads and annoying accents
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