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Morans got a massive forehead which is bigger than sigh.
mr herbert:wow thagts a mmassive forehead!
moran:stop dad
this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.
she has no friends.
errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW
A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.
Get off me you Massive Horse!
Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.
Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!
I fuckin came on massive honkers badonkers milkers
Me
Massive rotating balls god is uhhh ummm