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Matt is a very kind and religious man, he's smart and good looking he will never leave you, he is a very loyal friend and he is sometimes weird but in the good kimd of weird, he is sweet and soft hearted.
Matt is handsome
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Fat cunt who probably eats some weird shit like prunes or like round popcorn.
“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”
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A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks
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Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.
“is that guy really chewing that?”
“yeah whatta Matt”
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The type of 8 year old to break in your ranch home and steal your Xbox 360 and Cheetos
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Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
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