May 26th

everyone who was born on this day is amazing, hot and in overall perfect💕💕💕 much love to you

When is your birthday?
May 26th.
Oh damn, will you marry me?

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Theresa May

Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...

Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.

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Billy Mays

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

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16 May

People who is born at 16 May are probably a billionaire or gonna be.

You follow all trends and live astrology.

The one who have very much time, but spend every single second on study for 1+1 cause it’s fun.

That one person can’t be trusted, if it tells you “ I’m promise I shut the hell up”, THEY WON’T OK.

“What are u doing today?”
“I’m going to my friends, or I’m just sleep because everybody hates me cause I’m born 16 May duh”

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May 15th

A real bitch birthday.

If your birthday is on may 15th your a real one

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May 6

It’s Ah Real Bitch Holiday Saweetie 😽 !

May 6th Is My Birthday Saweetie.

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May 27

A day when it can be someone’s birthday that sometimes lands on Memorial Day...Also the day before finals

Oh shit it’s May 27 finals are tomorrow but I’m celebrating my birthday

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