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Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*
Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!