Rural Dictionary

Oxford MA

Oxford Massachusetts is a dirty town filled with a lot of potheads and skanks who rome the street "strutting there stuff" when really what that have is a saggy ass and boobs hanging below there ankles. And dont forget the "skater" FAGS who think they can do every trick in the book, when in all reality they are a bunch of posers walking around with a board in their hand, barely knowing how to ride the thing. The library in "the center" of town as they call it, is one of the most popular places to get blazed. Little children run into the library to read books, and all you can smell is pot. Many locals must be too pour for a bed, do to the fact that all of the whores lose their virginity in the playground, and the oxford pond. While many people refer to Webster and Southbridge as the GHETTO towns, Oxford is filled with the whitest kids known to man. The men walk around and touch each other, pondering on when they are going to touch themselves, and screaming things like "i'm gonna stick my dick so far up your asshole.." finish that sentence yourself. In conclusion, Oxford is like every other town, just not as ghetto.

Agnus says "See that girl right there?! She lost her virginity in a playground.." and then Beatris exlaimed "Shit, she must be from Oxford MA."

by yourmother thanks. February 22, 2011

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Lexington, MA

A upper class suburb north west of Boston Massachusetts. It is known by most historians as "the birthplace of American liberty" because of the town's involvement in the Revolutionary war. Today, Lexington has a population of about 30,000. It is criticized by many sorrounding towns as being rich and snobby. This is the case for some of its civilians. Otherwise, The people of Lexington are a fairly nice and modest bunch. It's schools have a well known sports program, especially the extremely large track team at Diamond Middle School. The high school has a very good rate of students that go to college after. 95%. so in conclusion, everyone who says Lexington sucks, probably hasnt ever been there.

"Lexington, MA rocks! It's the best town in Massachusetts!"

by AGP1 October 26, 2007

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Lawrence Ma

Lawrence
A city in Mass. If Lowell Ma is the "armpit of America" Lawrence is the Taint. With a population consisting mainly of Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, it can tend to get a little stabby. Once a booming mill city along the Merrimac River, It's population's main income is welfare and drugs, although there is a thriving Barber Shop/Auto Accessory market. Exorbitant sums of government grant money has recently been used to build an enormous new High School, it has been historically unaccredited, and has 2,000 freshmen, 1,500 sophomores, 12 juniors and a graduating class of 2.

Care should be taken by the outsider when driving through Lawrence, as everyone from the smallest barely clothed children all the way up to the belligerent drunken day laborer, and everyone in between enjoys jumping into traffic without looking, double and triple parking(they think it's legal if the hazards are on), and opening doors into your moving vehicle.

All in all the city government is corrupt, it's school system broken, and it's residents the result. Rent is cheap, Restaurants ESL, police incompetent, drugs available, and stabbings plentiful.
On Broadway st. in Lawrence, you can get a haircut at 23 different barber shops, a car stereo at 18 separate locations, Crack, weed, heroin, Dunkin' Donuts, a handgun, El Tipico, prostitutes, stabbed and arrested. On a half mile stretch of poorly maintained road.
Source: Rob Law, Mass

Joe Cool: Where are you from?
Dick Harry: I'm from Lawrence Ma.
Joe Cool: That sucks.

by Roberto Law January 31, 2008

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