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As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
A gangster who is determined to make your day a bad one.
A prankster who is mischevious and purposefull in his delinquincy
Any person who wears sports parkas and nike air, a beanie, a wife beater, and has a southern gansgter voice.
That guy was a total meet dae! he was going to kick my ass but I turned the corner and ran home really fast!
That little meet dae! that kid should be in school and not out robbing old ladys!
Meet dae! wow is he fuckin' meetday.
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The rip off of Bryn Mawr's Gym Drill. Basically Bryn Mawr came up with the idea in the 19th century to show that women were just as physically fit as men. So every spring there would be a huge gymnastics display, by 1927 it changed over to culutural dances. Gym Meet was not even founded until 1929. At Bryn Mawr the girls are required to take dance as well as p.e., and it's not a competition it's a celebration of unity. So NDP and Maryvale really have nothing on Bryn Mawr as far as gym...... dances/things are concerned
Why weren't you at practice yesterday?
I had to stay late for Gym Meet practice
Our Gym Meet dance is amazing!!!!!!
OMG she was so upset we didn't win Gym Meet she started crying!
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A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"
Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press
slang term used by Comeaux High School students to challenge others to a fight
"Alright! You wanna go? Meet me at the rec!"
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Eminem and Royce da 5' 9'' formed this group in 1999 and split up after releasing a small album in 1999. They joined together to release ''Fast Lane'' a single in 2011. They will be releasing an EP called ''Hell: The Sequel'' on June 14th 2011 according to Paul Rosenberg.
Guy 1: yo what you listening to?
Guy 2: bad meets evil.. Em and Royce spitting some fucking dirty rhymes.
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“Nice to Meet You” is a common phrase used when meeting a new person/group of people. In the US, It is typically followed by a hand shake or a friendly conversation. Sometimes if the person is connected with a friend or family member it could be followed by a hug or some other embrace. When you’re meeting someone who you’ve already met a typical phrase would be “Nice to see you again”. #NiceToMeetYou
“Hi Nice to Meet You! My name’s Jeff, what’s your name?”
“Nice to Meet You, Alison. Brittany told me all about you.”
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