Melanie smellanie jellanie.
A lesbian lover with small toes and fingers.
Hates everyone.
I’m Melanie, wanna smell my fingers?
she is a kind-hearted girl who loves her best friend Hannah she is very bad at love and romance she loves her cats and is great at growing pimple beards
dude 1: man that girl is hot and look at that pimple beard
dude 2 : she must be a melanie
melanie is someone who seems nice but let’s be honest we have all been stabbed in the back by a melanie and if you haven’t just wait... melanie is a very pretty person who will be a bitch to you about how ur not a melanie will always be there for you ... sike she will push u off a cliff. so if you have a melanie in ur life god has cursed you for no reason at all.
Melanies are gorgeous and beautiful. They get all the boys. She’s very active and sporty. Don’t get on a Melanies bad side she will find a way to avenge you but won’t say anything. She has very good fashion sense just wears lazy outfits all the time. Melanies are very sympathetic and always love helping their friends. Melanies are like the big sisters of their friends!
Woah is that Melanie
Melanie is the most beautiful azzlack girl you ever know. shes so special because her mommy is russian and turkish and her daddy is kasachstan and Tschetschenien. she is an azzlack but she can also be sooo cute that you want to eat her. even if she has mecces eyebrows shes the most beautiful girl. her hair is longer than your future omg and shes so sweet small and skinny. if you have beef with her you better kill yourself bcause she can make your life to hell, so dont fuck with her. you need respect even if you are 2 meter bigger than her because she has angst vor nobody. she hates bitches and all bitches cant say something because its Melanie! i love you Melanie my mofugga girl -
Mustafa: oh look, theres Melanie!
Kevin Jeremy: ohh never have beef with her she will fuck your life
isabel: shes my babygirl
Dumb bitch whos obsessed with watching naked game shows in class.. Shes supposedly friendzones people but everyone knows she wishes...... big time
Yo that girl in class was totally melanie’ing me