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Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Death Method

A Local band located in Michigan, with songs such as bleed, night master, and other varieties of shit metal that makes most other bands look damn good

"The song, "Bleed" by Death Method is is the biggest pile of shit ever that i'm switching to rap for good

by elmntwater July 31, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldnโ€™t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!

dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro youโ€™re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know iโ€™m inviting her over again tonight

by daddydong83831 December 15, 2019


Cup Dusting Method

you wanna cup your hand, and then you wanna dip your boys like in it a little bit, right. rub it around a little bit. run it up the left side, up the right side. little bit more then make to run it up your booty so you don't get swamp ass.

Person 1:I did the cup dusting method on my daughter.
Person 2: cool man

by fartbagmcdonalds January 7, 2022


The Back Burner Method

Method of maintaining a multitude of girls at the same time in order to "pick and choose" which one you want to peruse or have as a primary. Start with one girl; talk to her and gain her interest. Then, if you become bored of girl #1, put her on the "back burner," a state of communication in which you are stringing a girl casually along by keeping her interested. At the same time repeat this process with another girl(while you still have one on the burner) until bored again. Repeat this process until a satisfactory number if girls are on your back burner. You now have a plethora of girl available to be your "primary" girl.

1. Sorry I cannot hang out with you I'm currently busy, but another time for sure. A.K.A. The Back Burner Method

2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.

3. No.

by The Third and Dirty Sanchez July 6, 2013


Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.

"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"

by kate0087 January 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž