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Metro Early College High School

NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.

Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.

by PLzsave my memes February 27, 2017

28๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


If young metro don't trust you

The intro to almost all the songs produced by music producer Metro Boomin as said by Future.

Future: "If young metro don't trust you, I gon shoot you"

Jimmy: "IF YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST YOU IMMA SHOOT YOU."
Ron: "No, I don't think he trusts you because you can't even say it right..."

by The haker March 17, 2016

197๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 3, 2018


Metro Early College High School

Metro, commonly referred to as "hell" by the sophomore class, is a STEM school.

Metro was created on the idea that kids could go on an accelerated school life, and go straight to college. By doing two years of college, students can get a start into the world.
Metro constantly changes, leading to confusion. Seniors relax, knowing that they will never again have to deal with Metro's flux, while the freshman class dread the upcoming years.

Procrastinators are never punished, thus everyone at Metro procrastinates in some way. The only way for a procrastinator to become punished is if the teachers call the parents. Students who find themselves on the receiving end of this expect to hear lectures.

Grading is one thing that has not changed in the history of Metro. At Metro, one must meet what is called MASTERY, or a 90% or higher. Failing to receive this grade, even receiving 89%, results in the dreaded WIP.

Metro runs on an online system. Students submit work onto a site called Taskstream, which are then graded by teachers that are tech-savvy enough to use a Mac. If a student does not have access to a computer, the school will provide a used MacBook. If the student does not have Wi-Fi, the school simply shows the kid to a hotspot.

The other part of Metro's monitoring system is known as PowerSchool. This is a grade book where teachers can put grades, giving parents a way to monitor kids. However, teachers never update their grade book, usually leading to classes with no grade.

Powerschool Grade: 89% (WIP)

Parent: Powerschool says You're not meeting your potential. I sent you to Metro Early College High School so that you could meet your potential

Student: Ok. (Notices lack of grading in over two months.)

by radio414 June 2, 2011

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Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon

If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

by MagnumDONG April 10, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro early college middle school

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.

Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.

by SexyBois November 22, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro boomin want some more nigga

Tag created by Young Thug in song Some More on Metro Boomin's debut album 19 & Boomin
Used in a lot of his fire beats

"Metro Boomin want some more nigga"
*song starts*

by popmybootylikeawheelienigga December 12, 2017

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