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Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.
Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
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A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
Did you see that power midget doing the Dougie at the bar?
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When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.
Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."
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A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness
The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.
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n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.
Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!
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Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
or
When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
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When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.
Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold
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