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to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep
"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."
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This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.
Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"
Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."
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A dark colored variation of the popular Margarita drink. It uses Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka in addition to Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Sweet & Sour. Topped with a Chambord Float. Delicioso. The white salted rim (stars) and the lime wedge garnish (half moon) really finish the picture of a midnight sky. Originated in Roseville, Ca at Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant.
MIDNIGHT MARGARITA RECIPE
1 Oz Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka
2 Oz of your favorite 100% Blue Agave Tequila
1 Oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
1 Oz Triple Sec
Fill with Sweet & Sour
Float Chambord Rasberry Liquer
John: Ashley, what did you order? Your drink looks like Ink!
Ashley: OMG, It's a Midnight Margarita, It's Sooo Delicious!
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For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion
Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil
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Hot sticky wet sex in the middle of the night between to lovers
Abby sucked my cock at 3am while I was still half way sleep and rode it till cum splurged everywhere then we rolled over and went to bed we had midnight sex
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When an old Asian man sticks his finger in your rectum
Mr. Chang gave me an Asian Midnight yesterday.
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A book that is currently being written by stephanie Meyer. I guess you could call it book number 1 1/2 in her series. It is her first book, Twilight, from one of the main charector's Edward Cullen (a vampire) point of view. All of us Twilight Junkies can't wait for it to come out so please.... Stephanie if you're reading this, forget The Host (another book she wrote) and finish up Midnight Sun!
Crystal- When is Midnight Sun coming out?
Becca- I don't know, I'm not done with Twilight Yet.
Brittany and Crystal- What?!
~*~*~*~*~ 2 days later......~*~*~*~*~*~
Becca- I can't believe you two tied me to a chair and read all four books to me!
Brittany- That's what friends are for.
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