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The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. He has got the spirit but he a little confused
I asked him how deep a six feet hole was and he said 20 feet. His name was Mikey
A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone
Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt
Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention
Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
He’s a fat lazy cripple who only gets out of bed for Shannon
Mikey won’t do things with the boys but for girls he moves like the flash
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.
Steve: Wow, Mikey, you're so funny!
Mikey: That's because I'm Mikey.