Rave Minge

When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).

Jesus Torie, is that your rave minge i can smell!!??

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Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

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minge paste

A thick fish like paste that oozes from a slit A.K.A Tampon Socket usually found on the lips of a slag.

'Oi peelie lick my minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'

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Minge-Bully

Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.

My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.

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Ming Hag

A full length feature and loose sequel to the film Haggard by Bam Margera.

Ming Hag is Bam Margera's second full length film staring the usual cKy crew.

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minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

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Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

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