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When two guys catch a bear and have a threesome with it off in the woods. Temperatures must be 32 degrees Fahrenheit or colder.
“Hey Travis, its going to get real cold today want to have a Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle?”
when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.
man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?
yes.
When a girl jerks a guy off into her hand, gets up, walks casually away, turns and yells 'SNOWBALL FIGHT!' before hurling the cum in his direcrion.
Tyrone: Oh baby, that hand job was epic!
....
Brittany: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Tyrone: WFT bitch! Why did you do that for?
Brittany: shit boo; cause its the Minnesota snowball fight, ha!
During a gay rimjob, the receiver farts into the licker’s mouth.
Dale proudly announced “Choo Choo!” after he gave Peter a good ole’ Minnesota train whistle.
A Minnesota fuck fest is where a group of people have an orgy in a meat locker, or some sort of large freezer.
Guy 1: Hey bro, we should have a Minnesota fuck fest.
Guy 2: I'm down, but we will have to find some other people.
Guy 1: okay, let me go grab my winter coat.
orgy
Minnesota Fuck Fest
A sexual act so filthy words cannot describe it
only the dirtiest person would ever think of mentioning it in coversation.
Dirty Person (Tiana): "Minnesota Pizza Roll!!! ahahahaha"
Normal Person: "Holy shit you are disgusting. Dont ever talk to me again.
A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"