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the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.
Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!
little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.
I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.
a nickname for the state of Wisconsin.
Hey, have you visited the cheesy mitten yet?
A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"
"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"
when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens
Ell: you were great last night
Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you
A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.