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The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.
Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee
An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.
Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.
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I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.
A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver