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Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.
Have you seen Derek lately?
No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.
descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.
That's totally bogus monster, dude.
A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.
"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"
A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.
No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.
"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"
"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"
When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.
The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.
The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation