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Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2020


Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018


ctrl/moss

best person ever!!!!!! WILL CARRY U ONJ VALORNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cool and amamizng and adnnnnnnnnnnnn my dsicord kitten meow meow uwu

"yo u know ctrl/moss?" "OBVIOSUYL THATS LIEK THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!"

by scaramoucheluvr48 August 8, 2022


tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 6, 2014


mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing

by Memer_69 November 12, 2019


Mossing

To be a lame and a loser. Emodies the concept of only taking L’s.

Person 1: “omg my netball team keeps losing”

Person 2: “you guys must be mossing

by mossingfr August 6, 2022


Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020