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A person who launches their meat rocket into a mud hole quickly, without warning and/or invitation.
My bitch was half asleep, so I gave her the ol' Mud Wasp!
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A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.
Conservative.
Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.
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When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. A mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.
I walked into the bathroom at work and heard Bill working his mud-hose.
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A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.
"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."
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The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex
Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye
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Any Marine with an Infantry military occupational specialty.
Army Paratrooper: "So, you're a Marine? Are you a Mud Marine?"
U.S. Marine: "You damned right! 0311 Infantry! Oorah!"
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(n/v)During anal, the receiving partner has not properly washed her anal cavity and leaving behind pieces of feces which the male encounters.
(n)My girlfriend and I had a major Mud Fuck fest. It was nasty.
(v) I Mud Fucked my girlfriend.
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